11/16/2023 0 Comments Simon cowell faceEverything is just a fraction different, but with the human face all these fractions add up to make the perfect sum of you. Cowell’s teeth are now the wind-up joke shop set one receives in a Christmas stocking. Yet the lips seem thinner, the brow lowered. There’s still a smattering of the man around the apples of his cheeks. Cowell’s hazel eyes are still handsome, albeit slightly sad, perhaps because they’re being squeezed by his very tight eyelids. A Hans Christian Andersen tale where the wolf eats Daddy, then casually puts on his bootcut jeans. He is in there, still breathing, yet it is as if something untoward has swallowed him. I watch the faces of people like Cowell, like Renée Zellweger, like Madonna gradually morph with interest – because wherever they stray, with their nips, tucks or needles, many of us will feasibly follow.Ĭowell, about to turn 60, considerably wealthy and owner of one of the world’s most recognisable faces, has pretty much given up his unmistakable self. I’m far from famous, more of an occasionally recognised national nuisance, but still, a decade of feedback that I am too plump, too angular, too droopy, too beaky and too weird does occasionally take its toll. This isn’t my moment to snipe at silly celebrities for their attempts to stay youthful: I empathise fully. Elsewhere, as Cruise was having his face faked, Simon Cowell unveiled his new tight-and-bright visage on the America’s Got Talent red carpet, and caused shockwaves of his own.
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